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Toodle Pip Trevor

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It will be a sad day in Shenzhen on Friday 16th August.  It’s a day when we will all come together to bid farewell to Trevor.  If you don’t know Trevor, or you just don’t like him – turn up anyway.  He’s always game for some abuse and insults.

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It will be a sad day in Shenzhen on Friday 16th August.  It’s a day when we will all come together to bid farewell to Trevor.

Once the Shekou Stallion, breaking hearts and hymens all over Nanshan since he first got out of his canoe on the shores of Shenzhen Bay back in July 2012.

After ploughing pretty much every field in Shenzhen, and the surrounding villages,  Trevor eventually got wifed in April 2017 and hung up his playboy shoes to be handed over to the next generation of Tim Bu Dong’s.

He’s been hiding out in  Jiangxi for a while now, away from the temptation of cheap pizza and glorified homebrew beer, because he was starting to get seriously fat.  Fat and ginger isn’t a good mix as at least some of you know.  But, it’s time for him to move on, and as with most men of his age…..he’s off to chase ladyboys in Thailand.  He’s pretending he has some job out there fixing up old bikes – we think that’s a metaphor….we know what leather saddles he’s going to be sniffing.

So, if you want to show some support and give this Shenzhen legend a good send-off, here’s the deal:

  • Pay 50 rambos for a ticket
  • Rock up to the whisky night
  • Drink as much as you like from the whisky bar, with all drinks fixed at ¥50 for a 50ml measure.
  • Take home a free bottle of 100% Authentic Scotch whisky for your troubles.

THE FIRST 28 people, get a free blast on a big, badass, smoking hot bottle of single malt, that will be worth more than the entire worldly possessions of at least half of the attendees.

Good?  Velly good?  Velly good ah?

Directions  and Maps

The location is in Futian.  On the map below, click on “Get Directions”.  Then at the next page, “Open in a Browser” and it should give you directions on your smart phone.

 

Scroll down for some mugshots of the man of the moment

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